Today is World Book Day, which means you are supposed to make a wish when you buy a book.
Wish for dark things built of shadow and ash.
Wish for abominations that conflict with the laws of reality with their mere existence.
Wish for black witchfire and ghosts and cemetery dust and an eldritch, unseen clock counting the heartbeats until your ascension.
Good luck surviving World Book Day. This is not a lightweight task. Good luck to us all.