• Turkey
• Stuffing (Bagged mix wut wut)
• Cranberry sauce
• Turkey gravy
• Yeast rolls
• Potato salad
• Pickled eggs
• Corn on the cob
• Vodka and cranberry juice
• Beaujolais nouveau
• Pineapple pretzel cake
• Pumpkin pie
• “Razzleberry” pie
• Red velvet cake
• Cheesecake

We kept it so simple and it was delightful.  Honestly, though, I missed mashed potatoes and green beans.  The corn was definitely an audible. Dessert-heavy?  Abso-frickin-lutely.