Who even are you?
Well, that’s info you can get on my About Me page, but to save you a click: I’m Dootsie. Hi.
Will you review our product?
Maybe! See above!
What are your hobbies?
I’m really terrible about picking up “hobbies” then dumping them weeks later. I am trying to commit tarot cards to memory, I pretend to be a knitter (though I haven’t completed anything in years), I stare at my cat, I play casual video games (think Harvest Moon, Stardew Valley, The Sims, Animal Crossing, etc.), I like trying obscure soda and I love going a’thrifting. Are those hobbies? I dunno.
I’m uncomfortable with the way you look.
Cool. Fix it.
What kind of music do you listen to?
It’s pretty tame.
Cancer, Gemini moon, Virgo ascendant.
What’s your clothes situation?
As a plus-sized marshmallow, I know shopping can be a strug for real. I shop mainly at Meijer, Target and Eloquii. I’m also a huge fan of City Chic’s zip-front pleated tunic style. (Seriously, it looks so good and it’s so effortless.)
What is your favourite/least fave food?
Funny that you should ask…
Do you come here often?
I DO, actually. How have I never seen you here before?
Is a F.A.Q. really necessary? Are any of these questions actually “frequently asked”?
No. But it is a nostalgia bomb, right?