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lonnieWho even are you?
Well, that’s info you can get on my About Me page, but to save you a click: I’m Dootsie. Hi.

How do I get in touch with you?
Honestly, maybe Twitter? Or a Tumblr ask? Or a comment? I’ll see it, no worries. If it’s something private, just let me know and I’ll reply.

Will you review our product?
Maybe! See above!

I’m uncomfortable with the way you look.
Cool. Fix it.

I have something else rude to say to you.
Not a question, and therefore not admissible. Thanks for playing.

What are your hobbies?
I’m really terrible about picking up “hobbies”, then dumping them weeks later. I am trying to commit tarot cards to memory, I pretend to be a knitter (though I haven’t completed anything in years), I stare at my cat, I play casual video games (think Harvest Moon, Stardew Valley, The Sims, Animal Crossing, etc.), I like trying obscure soda and I love going a’thrifting. Are those hobbies? I dunno.

What kind of music do you listen to?
It’s pretty tame.

Zodiac?
Cancer, Gemini moon, Virgo ascendant.

What is your favourite/least fave food?
Funny that you should ask…

Do you come here often?
I DO, actually. How have I never seen you here before?

Is a F.A.Q. really necessary? Are any of these questions actually “frequently asked”?
No. But it is a nostalgia bomb, right?