Who even are you?
Well, that’s info you can get on my About Me page, but to save you a click: I’m Dootsie. Hi.
Will you review our product?
Maybe! See above!
I’m uncomfortable with the way you look.
Cool. Fix it.
I have something else rude to say to you.
Not a question, and therefore not admissible. Thanks for playing.
What are your hobbies?
I’m really terrible about picking up “hobbies”, then dumping them weeks later. I am trying to commit tarot cards to memory, I pretend to be a knitter (though I haven’t completed anything in years), I stare at my cat, I play casual video games (think Harvest Moon, Stardew Valley, The Sims, Animal Crossing, etc.), I like trying obscure soda and I love going a’thrifting. Are those hobbies? I dunno.
What kind of music do you listen to?
It’s pretty tame.
Cancer, Gemini moon, Virgo ascendant.
What is your favourite/least fave food?
Funny that you should ask…
Do you come here often?
I DO, actually. How have I never seen you here before?
Is a F.A.Q. really necessary? Are any of these questions actually “frequently asked”?
No. But it is a nostalgia bomb, right?